Dark Rum on Coconut Water Ice Cubes

After a long winter, warm weather is upon us. The best way to break in the warm weather is by sipping on a rum drink in the sun.

The ingredients are simple and the execution is as easy as drinking. First, freeze a can of coconut water in an ice tray with or without pulp. Personally, I like chewing on the bits of pulp at the bottom of the drink. Second, pour your favorite dark rum over a couple of cubes as if it were whiskey on ice. And lastly, enjoy life! My go-to dark rums are Pampero Aniversario or Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva. If I want something a little different, I might go for Patron’s Pyrat. If I’m on a budget, I’ll go for some good ol Kracken.

Puffballs: Polyphyletic group including Calvatia, Calbovista and Lycoperdon.

Giant ones, little ones, brown ones, white ones, spiky ones, smooth ones, hard-shelled ones, even a poisonous one and a look alike.

me holding two giant puffballs
I’ve got big balls.

First, recognize them by their ball-like shape. Cut them in half from top to bottom. If you see gills on the inside DON’T EAT IT, IT’S DEADLY. This is most likely a young Amanita before its stalk has grown. It should

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be smooth and white on the inside. If they are brownish on the inside they have passed their prime. Lastly, if its a rich black on the inside, DON’T EAT IT. It’s probably a Poisonous Pig Skin. Although it’s not deadly, your going to have a bad time. Again I reiterate if you have any doubts don’t eat it and check your mushrooms with your local mycologist.

False Puffball Enteridium lycoperdon
False Puffball – Enteridium lycoperdon

If you come across a “False Puffball,” don’t eat it. Although I don’t think you would want to. It is a slime mold and you would notice its slimness right away. I have only come across one of these in all my life of mushroom hunting and the thought of it being a puffball never even crossed my mind. I didn’t even think it was a mushroom. I thought it was an egg sac from an insect or amphibian.

 

Puffball spores are statismospores, meaning they don’t forcibly expel them so raindrops and wind blow them out slowly over time. I like to help them along from time to time by stomping on them. I’m not sure if this makes a huge difference, but I like to think it does, plus it’s fun.

Most little puffballs grow in clusters making it easier to get a meal from one find. After cutting them in half to check for gills and freshness, they fry up pretty easily. The larger ones can make a good scramble or a good mushroom steak. I find if you blanch them a little, it helps them hold their form. I also find that drying them and crumbling them into a fine powder makes for a good mushroom stock or soup.

Hericium erinaceus: Bearded Tooth aka Lions Mane

pic of me holding a bearded tooth mushroom
Bearded Tooth (Hericium erinaceus)

Bearded Tooth is a mushroom that tends to grow a little later in the fall, at least in the D.C. region. It is easy to spot because all the leaves have fallen off the trees by then and they are usually bright white. When closer examined they are a ball of icicle-like white hairs that turn a little browner with age.
They also can grow quite high in trees which can lead to one acting like a monkey jumping up and down, throwing rocks and sticks, only to walk away disappointed and empty-handed. But, most of the time they are close enough to the ground to grab for a happy serene zenful hike.

The bearded tooth mushroom has kind of a nutty flavor that can get a little bitter with age. It is also easy to prepare. Simply grab a pinch of the hairs and rip them upwards along the fibers. This will make julienne like cuts ready to throw in the pan

If you should come across one, you should have no fear. Its only look-a-likes are other Hericiums that are equally delicious. They are called Comb Tooth (Hericium ramosum) and Bear’s Head Tooth (Hericium coralloides). Their main difference is that they don’t grow into a ball shape, though, this can make them a lot harder to clean.

Bear’s Head Tooth (Hericium coralloides)
Comb Tooth (Hericium ramosum)

 

mushroom on side of the road near the capitol
Bearded Tooth in rush hour traffic with the U.S. Capitol in the background. This pic is awesome in higher resolution.

 People often ask where I find mushrooms and I tell them I find them everywhere I can find a little bit of nature. I don’t recommend picking any mushrooms along heavily traveled roads due to carcinogenic hydrocarbons from vehicle emissions, but I often do spot them while driving.

Grifola Frondosa: Hen of the Woods aka Maitake aka Sheepshead

Maitake is one of my favorite mushrooms that I find in abundance. It comes out in the fall and is easily identifiable. They are a little camouflaged amid the fallen leaves of fall, usually at the bases of hardwood trees and can grow quite large. Often there are several on one tree and when the conditions are right, they pop up all over if you know where to look.
Maitake
They are a polypore meaning they have no gills on the underside, just a bunch of small tubes for the spore to fall out of. There are no known poisonous polypores and it doesn’t have any poisonous look-alikes so it is a good mushroom to look for as a beginner mushroom hunter.

I mentioned there are no known poisonous polypores, but that doesn’t mean that they are all edible. A lot of them lack any nutritional value and a lot of them, even if they were nutritious, they would be unappetizing and too tough to chew.

Maitake, on the other hand, is a choice mushroom to eat. It is packed with vitamin D, has tumor fighting properties, and is good for the immune system. They have a savory flavor and make for good stir-fry, mushroom and cheese sub, mushroom taco, pasta dish, or even a vegan pate. At $53 a pound dried at Whole Foods, they have curb appeal for chefs.

Frederik De Pue with a mushroom I found.

 

Don’t forget to check the tree where you found them again next year. They often grow in the same spot year after year.  As with all mushrooms, the mycelium in the wood and ground is the mushroom, what you pick is just the fruiting body. Take care picking your mushroom cleanly with a knife at the base as to not disturb the mycelium below.