Entoloma abortivum: Shrimp of the Woods aka Aborted Entoloma

This is one of the first mushrooms I remember picking as a kid. The mountainside behind our place growing up in western Maryland was littered with them every fall. My whole life I have always called them Aborted Entolomas, until for some reason about a year ago I googled them and discovered that people called them Shrimp of the Woods. Having never heard that, I naturally concluded that “Shrimp of the Woods” sounds a hell of a lot more appetizing than “Aborted Entolomas”.

Pre-aborted Entoloma abortivum

There are a lot of different Entolomas out there and a lot of them are poisonous. Luckily for us, Entoloma abortivum is easy to recognize. These mushrooms grow and look like normal mushrooms until the the mycelium interacts with the mycelium of the Honey mushroom (Armillaria mellea).

Honey mushroom (Armillaria mellea)

After their mycelia interact, the Entoloma abortivum curls up into a ball and makes them easily identifiable. When picking them, look for the nice firm ones, the softer ones would be over saturated or past their prime. When the conditions are right, they tend to grow in huge clusters that can go on and on so you will have the luxury of being discerning.

Aborted Entoloma
Giant Puffballs, Hen of the Woods, Chicken of the Woods, and Shrimp of the Woods

My Girlfriend likes to bread them and fry them. I usually just saute them with a little salt, pepper, MSG, vegan butter and love. Any way you choose to cook them, their sure to turn out delicious. Learning about this mushroom and adding it to your mushroom hunting repertoire will not disappoint.

9/21/18 Hike

Comb Tooth (Hericium Ramosum) I think its sometimes called Coral Tooth Fungus.
Common Puffballs
Lycoperdon perlatum (Common Puffball)

A prize find, I don’t often come across Combed Tooth mushroom, but I did. It was nice and clean and very delicious. I also came across a couple puffballs too.   All and all, I didn’t find a whole lot this time but I did find enough for a good breakfast Saturday morning before heading off to the 10th annual Takoma Park  Nucular Free Beer Festival.

9/12/18 Hike

I was hoping to find a chicken of the wood, but this will do. Chanterelles for me have always been hit or miss, but after a week of rain the conditions were just right.  We have had a few cool days but it definitely feels as it is, late summer rather than early fall. I didn’t weigh my haul, but it was enough to have a huge meal with my girlfriend and have plenty to share with friends.

5/15/18 Hike

I went out today looking for those elusive morels. Everyone from the shroom club says they are late this year. I have found only two so far and were already getting into some 90 degrees feels-like weather. I was hoping to find a good haul before writing a post about morels, but I may have to make do with the photos from past years.

 

Wood Ear Mushroom
False Turkey Tails

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All was not a total loss today I found some wood ear, although not enough to bother picking. I also saw some false turkey tails, also not worth my time. Last but not least, I found some dryads saddle. I usually don’t bother picking it. It cuts easy enough but chews like eating a leather belt. Some people claim that eating the tips when they are young is ok, but I never had any luck. I have heard of people making a mushroom stock out of it so I thought I would give it a try and make a soup. If its a success I’ll post about it.

Dryad’s Saddle

Dark Rum on Coconut Water Ice Cubes

After a long winter, warm weather is upon us. The best way to break in the warm weather is by sipping on a rum drink in the sun.

The ingredients are simple and the execution is as easy as drinking. First, freeze a can of coconut water in an ice tray with or without pulp. Personally, I like chewing on the bits of pulp at the bottom of the drink. Second, pour your favorite dark rum over a couple of cubes as if it were whiskey on ice. And lastly, enjoy life! My go-to dark rums are Pampero Aniversario or Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva. If I want something a little different, I might go for Patron’s Pyrat. If I’m on a budget, I’ll go for some good ol Kracken.

Bacillus natto: Natto

Natto, where to begin? First off, it’s delicious; although, it’s not for everyone. I believe Natto to be an amazing mushroom treat that I can’t get enough of while my girlfriend thinks it is a disgusting abomination that smells like stinky feet and the slimy strings look like snot. My guess is that its an acquired taste and I’m just going to leave it at that.

 

To make it, you’ll need a few things. A Pressure cooker and a yogurt maker (or an Insta-pot) and a culture starter. You can find a culture starter on Amazon or get some ready-made natto packets at your local Asian grocery store. If you don’t have a yogurt maker you can use a heating pad or an oven on a low setting with the door ajar. They will be in the frozen food section in little styrofoam packets. I paid $3 for a 3-pack. Put one in the fridge to thaw and save the rest in the freezer for another batch.soybeans in jar

Take a cup of dry soybeans and rinse them until all the soapy film goes away. Then soak them in a mason jar with filtered water overnight. They should double or triple in size. Discard any beans that float and then rinse them again to remove skins and any more soapiness that you see. This step might take a while.

Beans in a metal bowl with metal spoon in a pressure cookerNext, you will fill your pressure cooker with water up to the canning rack. Then put the beans in a temperature-proof bowl on top of the rack along with a  spoon that you will use to mix the starter in. This will ensure that everything is nice and sterile. I use a 15 psi ball on top and put the heat on high. When the steamer starts to hiss I know it is up to temperature and set a timer for 45 minutes. After which, kill the heat, pull off the psi ball and let it rest for at least a half hour before moving on to the next step.

I have found that the pressure cooker is a necessary step. I have tried boiling them for a really long time in the past and they never seem to get nearly as soft as I like them.

While your natto is cooling you’ll want to sanitize your yogurt maker. I use star san because I am a brewer and a few drops go a long way, but If you don’t have any on hand, you can use rubbing alcohol to wipe the inside and sanitize a washcloth.

After your pressure cooker has cooled, go ahead and take the lid off. Pull the starter natto out of the fridge and set aside any condiments that might have come with it. Pull the plastic off the top of the beans and mix them with the spoon that you put in your pressure cooker. Be careful not to contaminate your natto after you already have it pasteurized. Mix the starter until it is slimy and stringy. Then add it to your cooked beans mixing it until a little of the slime covers all the new beans.

Fold the washcloth that you used for sanitizing and use it as a mat between the natto bowl and the yogurt maker. This will help it from becoming too hot. Ideally, you are aiming for a temperature of 100 degrees. It can stand up to 110, but I’ve found some off flavors from the higher temperatures. Now that the hard part is over you just wait 24-36 hours. during which you can open it up once or twice to see its progress. Doing so will let in a little oxygen that it needs to grow, but too much can contaminate it. I have never had any problems with contamination (with natto), but I imagine they would be the same as any mushroom/cannabis grower deals with like cobweb fungus, black, pink, yellow molds, etc.

After the fermentation, you should see a nice wrinkly film over all the beans. This means it was a success, but you’re not done. You then need to cover it with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator for another day or two. Then you’re done. Don’t forget to set some aside in the freezer for your next starter.

How you enjoy it is up to you. I like it plain as is. Sometimes I like some soy sauce and hot mustard or horseradish. Before I went vegan I used to enjoy it as Natto Gohan which is hot rice with natto and a raw locally farmed egg. …So freakin’ good!

Medicinally natto is known for an enzyme it produces called Nattokinase which is known for its anticoagulant properties making it a natural blood thinner. The Bacillus classification simply means that it is rod-shaped under a microscope. It’s gram positive, which means it will retain a violet dye. Yadda, yadda, yadda.  Click here if you want to learn more about natto.

Puffballs: Polyphyletic group including Calvatia, Calbovista and Lycoperdon.

Giant ones, little ones, brown ones, white ones, spiky ones, smooth ones, hard-shelled ones, even a poisonous one and a look alike.

me holding two giant puffballs
I’ve got big balls.

First, recognize them by their ball-like shape. Cut them in half from top to bottom. If you see gills on the inside DON’T EAT IT, IT’S DEADLY. This is most likely a young Amanita before its stalk has grown. It should

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be smooth and white on the inside. If they are brownish on the inside they have passed their prime. Lastly, if its a rich black on the inside, DON’T EAT IT. It’s probably a Poisonous Pig Skin. Although it’s not deadly, your going to have a bad time. Again I reiterate if you have any doubts don’t eat it and check your mushrooms with your local mycologist.

False Puffball Enteridium lycoperdon
False Puffball – Enteridium lycoperdon

If you come across a “False Puffball,” don’t eat it. Although I don’t think you would want to. It is a slime mold and you would notice its slimness right away. I have only come across one of these in all my life of mushroom hunting and the thought of it being a puffball never even crossed my mind. I didn’t even think it was a mushroom. I thought it was an egg sac from an insect or amphibian.

 

Puffball spores are statismospores, meaning they don’t forcibly expel them so raindrops and wind blow them out slowly over time. I like to help them along from time to time by stomping on them. I’m not sure if this makes a huge difference, but I like to think it does, plus it’s fun.

Most little puffballs grow in clusters making it easier to get a meal from one find. After cutting them in half to check for gills and freshness, they fry up pretty easily. The larger ones can make a good scramble or a good mushroom steak. I find if you blanch them a little, it helps them hold their form. I also find that drying them and crumbling them into a fine powder makes for a good mushroom stock or soup.

Scotch-Irish Red Ale: A Wee Light

 

St. Patricks day is my second favorite holiday next to Halloween. People get tore up, have fun, make mistakes, blackout, and wake up regretting a lot of things. Whats not to love?

pint of beerEvery year I make an Irish Red beer to help celebrate the holiday. I usually base this beer on a recipe by Jamil Zainasheff from Heretic Brewing. He is also hosting a podcast that I like called Brewing with Style.

This year my local home brew shop (LHBS),   Three Stars Brewing Co, was out of WLP004 Irish ale yeast so I used their WLP028 Edinburgh Scottish ale yeast instead.

The beer turned out great and the keg was kicked by the end of the night. Good times! Good friends! Good food!

Disco nap
Wheel of Death

 

Fire pit

 

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